Miami has the Dolphins, the greatest football team….

If you have ever cheered for the Dolphins, or are a Dol-fan then you know the rest.

I’m going to my first ever Dolphin game this Sunday. And I am as giddy as a virgin on prom night.

I went to a game in 84 when I was 7 years old, but I don’t even remember who they played. It was in the Orange Bowl. The Dolphins stopped playing in the Orange Bowl in the late 80’s.

If they lose on Sunday, it’s going to be a LOOOOONNGGG drive back to Happytown.

Damn Bills…..